• Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
  • littlestpetdjpinkie:

    When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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    spoken-not-written:

crunchier:

the real question is why doesn’t he just take the selfie with the front camera like why go through so much work leo 

#if i cant win an oscar i cant even take a selfie right #fuck this #im going retro

    Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
  • Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

    thugmissus:

    neverknowinglybeserious:

    a-hobbit-john:

    hiiddles:

    wife-of-loki:

    MINE IS CRAPPY
    WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

    COME TO THE BACK 

    THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

    1GB BITCHES

    Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

    The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
    Pass it on. 

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    hellofromtumblr:

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    savingsophie:

    i love my wife

    wifi*