deanplease:

life-slowly:

someone please tell me im not hallucinating bUT DO THEY NOT LOOK LIKE SAM AND DEAN OHMYGOD

YES THEY DO
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THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

voldemortcanyounot:

ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive
foreverphantomhive:

stomachcakess:

blasianxbri:

… but.. how?!

how the fuck did you manage to do that

So my washing machine’s on fire let me just tAKE A FUCKING SNAPCHAT
bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

How To Be a Villain in the Batman Universe in 5 Easy Steps

headmaster-lion-who-can-talk:

  1. select a theme
  2. think up plenty of puns about that theme
  3. buy a suit in a color that suits the theme
  4. find something thematic to wear on your head
  5. poison the water supply

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

waifeyes:

Gold locket with the hair of Queen Marie Antoinette: British Museum
  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America