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"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!
Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either
AHHHHHHHHHHH BEN C TOOJ THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THIS IS NOT A DRIIIIILLLLLL
AHHHHHHHHHH THAT GIF IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND PERFECT AND I JUSY CAN’T RN AND AHHHHH HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL I’M GONNA DIE
we’re all like
I need a GIF of someone’s pants flying off while they laugh hysterically lolololololololol
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
oh god, disaster. what will we do now
A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.
i need tumblr to send me push notifications but for when somebody gets a crush on me
one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”
it took her a few moments to realize her mistake
She knows you well
and we won’t even get started on how women are socialized to accept hyperpigmentation, acne and acne scarring, skin discoloration and uneven texture on men even though those things are considered to be extremely unattractive on a woman.